Essentially, a shitty WatchMojo list.
Everyone: "Wow, Youtube Rewind 2019 was shit."
Hey baby itβs January 7th 2019 that means we have to hug and kiss
Lovers day! You must make love you your girlfriend or significant other!
Boyfriend: Itβs September 16 2019! We must make love!
Girlfriend: YES!
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National ask out the person youβve had a thing with for months day!
Hey look guys, adam finally asked out donna on December 11th 2019 after having a thing with her for months !!
Mikenzie thought a cactus was chill.
Wyatt thought a cactus was π₯π₯π₯.
Together they decided a cactus is chillπ₯π₯π₯.
your mom: woah dude is a cactus chill or π₯π₯π₯?
your dad: broskie its chillπ₯π₯π₯
< the great compromise of 2019 >
The best fucking video game COD made in like 8 years
Wanna have some sex ? i cant. Im playing modern warefare 2019
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YouTube Rewind 2019. How could I describe it? A WatchMojo video, a statistics video, and a disappointment.
Following Youtube Rewind 2018, many people were prepared for amazingness and something actually decent. But watchers of YouTube have been pleasantly disappointed because all we got was a statistics video.
Many viewers think that this years rewind had no emotion because there is nothing to like or dislike about it, itβs like itβs polished clean. Just stats.
You: What do you think of YouTube Rewind 2019?
Them: Oh, you mean that WatchMojo video?
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