February 22

When the cutest girls are born

Why is that girl so cute

She was born on February 22

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September 22

National steal your Mexican friend day

Josh: Hey Hulio its September 22
Hulio: please not the basement

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October 22

National sweat pants day. It’s a Tuesday, and I you have work school. So, I don’t care what kind of excuses you have on that 300 foot long list, your wearing your sweat pants too school.

Person 1: whys everyone in sweat pants?
Person 2: October 22 is national sweat pants day

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Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.

"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"

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wet 22

when you sit in jizz by accident or on purpose.

"i just pulled a wet 22"

Catch 22

Also known as a vicious cycle - two or more conditions require the other conditions to be fulfilled, but these other conditions also require the original condition to be fulfilled. In simple terms, this means neither can get fulfilled without the other. A needs B needs A.

So I need a key to open this door, and the key is beyond that same door? Damn, this is one big Catch 22.

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Catch 22

A requirement that cannot be met until a prerequisite requirement is met, however, the prerequisite cannot be obtained until the original requirement is met.

My life is one big Catch 22

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