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National steal a car day. You can steal any car you want without any consequences.
I just beat my meat in a car on December 24
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May 24th is National Beautiful Girl Day, meaning you must send a compliment of how beautiful your girlfriend is
Hell yeah! My boyfriend told me a compliment about how good looking I am because it is May 24th
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Eat as much food you want and no one can judge you for it
Julia: why you eating so much food
Layla:It’s April 24
Julia: ok
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National tell your crush you like them day
It’s October 24th, i have to tell her i like her...
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When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!
Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
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All people born on this day are hot, nice, and are a very good person. Also, go hang out with your girlfriend because she loves you.
Someone: your hot
Person born on March 24: Thanks, imma go see my girlfriend now
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