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Eat as much food you want and no one can judge you for it
Julia: why you eating so much food
Layla:It’s April 24
Julia: ok
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National tell your crush you like them day
It’s October 24th, i have to tell her i like her...
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When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!
Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
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All people born on this day are hot, nice, and are a very good person. Also, go hang out with your girlfriend because she loves you.
Someone: your hot
Person born on March 24: Thanks, imma go see my girlfriend now
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Kiss your crush day. A day where you kiss your crush
Person: “Hey”
Crush: “Hello”
Person: *kisses crush*
Crush: “Why?”
Person: “It’s November 24”
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Henchman 24 is a recently deceased Henchman of The Monarch, the arch-nemesis and rival to Dr. Thaddeus Venture, father of The Venture Bros. (the title of the adult swim television series).
Henchman 24 is notorious for his strangely pitched voice, his lanky build, and his resemblance to Jerry Seinfled, once his costume is off. He is seen most frequently, in fact always, with Henchman 21, his cohort and friend.
Henchman 24 is killed by a car bomb when he mistakenly gets his seatbelt stuck in what was supposed to be a parked Monarchmobile.
The Monarch has not only hired Henchman 24 as his henchman, he at one time was a "Shadowman" with him under the employ of Phantom Limb, during his time with the Guild of Calamitous Intent. At that time, Henchman 24 was known as Shadowman.... 24.
He currently haunts his old friend, 21, though it is still disputable as to whether or not he is in fact a spirit returned from the dead or a figment of 21's damaged psyche at the loss of his one and only friend.
Henchman 24 ran from Brock Sampsons as fast as his feet could carry him, being his life depended on it.