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October 31 Is The Day That Semaj Deshawn Scott Dick Taking Dusty Bald Where We Finna Eat At Waterbottle Built Ass Dyke Built Ass Used Tampon Built Ass Incest Ass Was Born.
Him:You Know That Dude Who Was Born October 31 Named Semaj From Horizon?
The Dude Who Built Like A Dyke That Got his Hair Cut Off And He Got HIs Braces Off?
Him:Yeah That Fag Ass Nigga
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The day My Chemical Romance announced their long awaited reunion
I cried tears of joy when MCR announced their reunion on October 31 2019!
On October 31 of every year you must slap a person's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it
Bro why did you slap my ass
Its october 31 national slap ass day
Oh
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October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf
BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)
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National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back
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National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.
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october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'
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