January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

3rd base

3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie

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March 3rd

National Fuck A Dilf Day

“oh hey. it’s march 3rd. happy national fuck a dilf day!”

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March 3rd

March 3 is slap a wanker day this is someone that you hate or is just plain stupid

This is a free pass to hit them as many times as you like

Person 1 : it's March 3rd
Person 2 : so..
Person 1 : it's slap a wanker day !!!

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3rd hokage

The 3rd hokage of the leaf village in the japanese manga "Naruto.

A.K.A. Sandaime

Yes, the 3rd Hokage was my master. Now come on Naruto! There are a lot more peep holes we have to peep on!

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3rd wheeling

where you hang out with a girl and boy in a relationship who otoaly ignore you and are all over themselfs, left out and nobody to talk to.

Person: can i hang with you?
Couple: yeah sure.
(sit together with backs to single persons face.)
Person: never mind actually, i dont like 3rd wheeling.

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3rd October

3rd October, also known as the national Bang Chan appreciation day. Our precious boy can sing, dance, rap and produce flawlessly. Now go wish him a happy birthday and stan stray kids. They have better music than Travis Scott and stream their anime opening of the anime Tower Of God.

Hey bro, when’s 3rd october?
Oh! You mean the day when a legend was born? Bang Chan surely is the bestest boy!

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