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Hilariously serious movie that everyone should see. It'll teach you what love really is and isn't. Great ending that isn't ruined by a cheesy "guy-gets-the-girl" scenario, more real life than ever.
...almost as good as the Notebook :)
Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel
Did you see 500 Days of Summer? It's such a great movie.
"It's love, not Santa Clause."
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1 of the greatest classics of the motor wold...........watch "Gone in 60 seconds" & find out
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it's when the Friday night and Saturday night out-goers looking for the next hip and outrageously extravagant mind-blowing party take to the streets in search of said party but only gather other dumb asses to ride in a large line behind each other in a trailer park with the radios blasting yelling from car to car with people hanging out of the windows
hey lets go get crazy twizted on some gak and do a trailer park 500.
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Driving around in fucking circles for HOURS ON END.
I was bored to death watching the Indy 500.
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White guy: “What dinosaur has five-hundred teeth?
Black guy: “What?”
White guy: “Nigers- *gets beat*
The dinosaur with 500 teeth is a Nigersaurus.
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When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.
Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!
I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.
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People with Fortune 500 minds are phenom's and run empires. You have the street smart type like Big Meech, Jay z, LOX, Nas, SUBZERO GROOVE, El Chapo, Jeezy, E40, BIGGIE, TUPAC, and are grade A upper echelon Puppet Masters similar to the Godfather™© how the manipulate the strings and control with impetuous Power behind the scenes. Then you have the legal book smart legal types like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Oprah, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet, the Shark Tank ™© Moguls.
Last you have the ancient mythical type like Cleopatra, King David, King Solomon, Mansa Musa and many more! They have all amassed enormous gorgeous fortunes well into the trillions!(all the types Fortune 500 mind's.)
People with Fortune 500 minds are geniuses and are useless the most wealthiest people on the planet cause they're planning execution and strategies are impeccable and second to none bar applause!