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april 5th

4/5/1994 The day the music died.

...cause kurt cobain killed himself on april 5th 1994 :(

by mynameisbrody June 29, 2006

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December 5th

December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th

by azurtt October 16, 2019

85๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


5th grade

All the girls tik tok.

all the boys love fortnite.

They dress like there 21.

Boys dress like their homeless.

Girls talk about gossip and drama.

Boys talk about video games.

5th grades donโ€™t care about their grades.
They LOVE memes.

In 5th grade thereโ€™s going to be some really weird kids (Matthew).

The teacher is REALLY mean.

This may be your last year in elementary or 6th grade is your last year

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5th graders act like there so cool

by Xxxtentacionjade March 16, 2019

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


The 5th Doctor

Clever, considered and kind, the Fifth Doctor's world was one of fascination and science. He relished the recursion of Castrovalva, solved the mystery under the sinking sands of Frontios, and came face to face with the Silurians and Sea Devils once more. He twice faced the snake-like Mara, infesting the mind of his companion Tegan. And it was in this fifth body that the he was reunited with his past selves to fight in the Death Zone on Gallifrey. Infected with a deadly virus and with only enough antidote to save one, the Fifth Doctor sacrificed his life to save his friend Peri.

I like The 5th Doctor, but nobody else does

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death July 26, 2018


March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh itโ€™s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

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5th of July

the day the most beautiful girl was born

โ€œdamn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautifulโ€

by iheartyouuu_2 January 26, 2022


Plead the 5th

Not admit to being guilty or innocent, because doing either may get you into trouble.

Friend: Did you bring back edibles from Colorado?

Me: I plead the 5th!

by Yeeha234 August 23, 2017

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