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September 7th

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”

by Some idiot man September 1, 2020

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7th grader

(this is coming from a current 7th grader)
A dumbass child who starts to learn about life. Mostly boys have this tendency tho pre 7th graders are anxious to go to 7th grade but, turns out theres nothing that special ab it, its just 6th grade but harder. There isnt as big of dramas except crushes and that sort of bs. Girls start wearing mascara but they look like young prostitutes (thank god im not one of them) and or eyeliner in addition to this they wear crop tops i hate it so much. Another big change is that boys start to interact with girls, before 7th grade both genders stayed as far away from eachother now they come closer and closer each day. Dont believe what all the videos tell you about 7th grade because nothing much happens here.

Oh look at that 7th grader with all that make up.

by no one likes canada November 5, 2018

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october 7th

October 7th is National slap ass day. Everytime you slap one’s ass you get 10 points. Who ever got the most points at the end of the day wins. Who ever don’t, loses.

Hey, Have you heard of October 7th’s Slap ass day?

by The G.O.D_E.S.S October 6, 2019

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November 7th

Tomorrow is national hug day and u can hug anyone who wants a hug

Someone:hey it’s November 7th can I have a hug
Me:yes!

by Alex.bick.19002 November 7, 2019


April 7th

April 7th is international show your boyfriend your boobs day in which you should definitely show your boyfriend your mommy milkers

Oh hey girl it’s April 7th
*sigh*

by Definitely not Kelly April 3, 2022

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May 7th

May 7th is the day where you can ask your girlfriend anything and she will have to say yes.

Jacob: hey anne, lets hug!

Anne: why?

Jacob: its may 7th!

Anne: oh right!

by Notyourstepdad May 5, 2022

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february 7th

the birthday of the hottest hottie in the whole frikin hot world.

omg its february 7th. The day the hottest hottie on the whole frikin hot world was born

by iamthebesttiktokerhehehe December 7, 2020