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National fuck your girlfriend day
October 8th
National fuck your girlfriend day
you get to fuck your significant other then take her out to eat :)
People born in January 8th are shy people at first but the more you get to know them the more joyful and fun to be around, they probably had a troubled childhood but they try their best to leave it in the past, people born on this date are usually the best person you’ll meet, but get on their bad side and they’ll hold a grudge.
Person 1: hey they’re born on January 8th!
Person 2: omg let’s be their friend!
Brandon: You know why she wears shorts right?
Arthur: No why?
Brandon: It's easier to get to 8th base that way.
Arthur: Her knees do look pretty sexy today.
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Eh! Steve: What grade are you in?
Joe: 8th
Eh! Steve: Oh, so you're an 8th grader
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The act of fingering, sucking on tits, trying to unhook a bra, getting a handjob, dry humping, or hardcore make out sessions between a sexually inexperienced male or female.
John: Kamraan and Heather sure have been spending a lot of time together.
Joel: Yea they just started dating it's his first girlfriend so he was 8th grading the shit out of her last night.
John: I remember when I was in 8th grade!
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The day where you let jordi eat your butt. So when it’s June 8th you have to let anyone named Jordi eat ya butt no questions asked.
Yo it’s June 8th so it’s national let Jordi eat your butt day let’s goooo!
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National kiss your girlfriend day
It happens a few times this year but boys go kiss ur girl
Boyfriend: kisses girlfriend
Girlfriend: what was that for
Boyfriend: it’s January 8th
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