I propose changing our lexicon from using "The John" to using "The Craig".
The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
Senator Larry Craig's fiasco at a Minnestota Airport. I must take a break before reboarding my flight. I need to go to "The Craig".
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A wretched sight of a woman. You only shag these absolute whales when your balls are as blue as the ocean and youβve ran out hope.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice youβve ever heard and will sound like youβre giving dutchavelli backshots.
βthat bird i shagged last night was a proper craig but it had to be doneβ
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The man known for sleeping with Jerry's wife
"That damn Craig is sleeping with my wife again" - Jerry
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Will fuck your mom silly and have her cook him up a meal after
Craig smashed your mom then she made him chicken parm lol, shes in love
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A short man with a bad temper and no sense of how to act in society. One that is easily angered and can't be reasoned with. In general he is a lil bitch and should be shunned.
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To be stood up with no explanation.
To be craiged.
'What happened to your date last night?'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'
'You better come tonight, don't craig me'
'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'
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