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hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.
Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.
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an estimate, usually using percentages
"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"
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to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)
Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.
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It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.
Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!
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The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.
There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!
When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.
When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance
Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"