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A slang term used to describe the scum that accumulates around and under the foreskin of the penis as a direct result of excess masturbation. It, as the name might suggest, also reflects a generally dirty nature which is frowned upon by even the skankiest of bitches such as a Corinna.
Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.
One might say "Dude, I've been jacking so much today I've started to Derek... Smells too".
To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
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A Derek is a person who thinks he is right all the time. He has absolutely no friends. He tries to act and sound tough by yelling at everyone and trying to make them feel stupid, but if push comes to shove he will ALWAYS back down. He will never admit when he is wrong and will never apologize for something he has done, no matter how wrong that thing was. He will try to make himself seem like he is always right and play it off as nothing when he is proven wrong. He will even try to turn his own wrongness against the one who proves it. He is a pathetic excuse for a human being.
The Derek: "Shut up! You're wrong! You're stupid!"
You: *punch him*
The Derek: *hides in the corner and cries*
You: *leave*
The Derek: *complains about it behind your back*
"He acts like he knows everything."
"Oh, yeah. He's a total Derek."
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Bitch ass boy who is gay who prolly is aways doing dumb shit
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derek is the type of guy that will make you laugh when your mad. hes always there for you and would never try to hurt you or let you down. derek makes everything better. hes so hiliarous and will sing along to high school musical somgs with you. derek is just an all around amazing person, if you ever get lucky enough to find a derek just kiss him and never let him go.
mann that derek is so cute and sweet! i really really like him!
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player, sexy, a tease, good rapper, colbylover, mexican, funny, hellla body, short, wrestles, only object of life is to get girls, gay, loves boobies, big dick.
gotta love that derek
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An individual knwn to many as a scumbag a person who is greedy r self-centered. A fool easily manipulated by females known as kelsey.Or even just random girls. Origin from mexico but enjoys to deny it. Enjoys tacos from the bell but will settle for garbage or road kill on the weekends. Very dangerous individual not just for his reputation as a sex fein but also as a bully, enjoys breaking fingers and thimbs on peoples faces. Drives a creepy mini van and can be identified just from saying "hi little girl" or "i have candy in my van". Last but not least an individual who also loves to endulge in the pleasures of life. Such as frequent preteen hokups exc exc. Beware of this mexican sex fein. 1. Do nt enter the van 2. Do not go near the van 3. Do not look at the van, infact just dont eat candy. PS. His weakness arer his arms for they are balloons and will pop to a pin .
"Mr Jamies is a creeper"
"Derek lovees tacos"
"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"
"I got dereked"
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