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An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.
Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic
When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.
Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!
*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!
A product for people who suffer from a nicotine addiction in the form of a penis. It works by being given a "blowjob." It will then "ejaculate" nicotine directly into the throat.
Hey look, Bob's sucking on the nic o dic again!
Name for an Editor of Urban Dictionary who you submit your definition to.
Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.
The Urb Dic Ed. rejected my definition so now I'm pissed.
The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.
I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?
A person who frenquently vists Urbandictionary.com but doesn't write,edit, or give a thumbs up or down on any definitions.
A: I like writing words for urbandictionary, do you ever vist that website?
B: yea but I'm a urban dic viewer
The act of you and your partner vomiting into each others mouths, while simultaneously having an orgasm, doing these things at the same time will greatly intensify your sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: Dude i totally pulled a Dic Harc Vagy on my girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? what did she do?
Guy 1: She moaned so loud her mom came running in to see if she was okay! Then we both choked on our vomit, out of surprise of her coming in and seeing us!
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looking up your name on urban dictionary and copy ing and pasting it on facebook and telling other people to do it
go to urbandictionary.com and search your name, then copy and paste it on facebook,
John- a guy that hires hooker for favors
Geena- John's u-dic booking
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