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The hottest Founding Father.
Damnnnn, that Alexander Hamilton was a hottie. Fuck you, Aaron Burr
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When you walk into a public bathroom and there is a stacked pile of human excrement accompanied by a pair of abandoned pants. Popularized by visitors of Hamilton, Ontario.
Dude, I left her a Hamilton Hello. I had to leave my favourite pair of jeans behind but it was so worth it.
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A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.
Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it
Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned
Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind
Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld
Tim: "Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it
Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned
Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind
Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld"
John:" i agree majorly"
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Someone who does not partake in an aforementioned activity or task.
Chris: Is John coming to the movies with us?
Mike: Nah he's being a hamilton rider
I was gonna study tonight but I think I'm gonna pull a hamilton rider.
Charles Hamilton has some clever ass, dope ass lyrics.
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Hamilton, Massachusetts is the epitome of a prep town. Where everyone owns horses and has an average property value of 600,000$, let alone the average house price of like 2,000,000$. It's a very unique conservative based town, with a population of around 10,000. The girls are hot, but preppy and hard to get. The Hamilton-Wenham regional high school is ranked 10th in the state for education. There are no chain resturaunts save for dunkin donuts. The best place for pizza is HW house of pizza, and if you have ever gotten in a fight, or get a grade average under B-, you are ridiculed.
Conversation: (guy from Revere) Where are you from?
(Hamiltonian) I'm from Hamilton, MA, yeah you've probably never heard of it. (guy from revere, one out of 20 people who actually knows where Hamilton is) Oh yeah you own horses?
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