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sexy and hot as fuck likes big dick
jamie likes colin because he has a big dick
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always fall asleep really early and will never ft you
well I can't get a hold of Jami cause she's sleeping
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The sweetest man alive. Romantic but not soppy, charming and confident yet humble and not proud, sickeningly kind but not a push-over. Dark eyes and hair, mysterious, the perfect husband. Extremely good-looking, in the traditional way. He's supportive and encouraging, so encouraging, and will allow you to be the best you can be without pressuring you. Very loyal to his friends, loved ones, and beliefs. Has a hilarious sense of humour, is extremely passionate and has a deeply compassionate heart.
"You're married to Jamie? Wow, you're lucky beyond belief!"
Jamie
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An annoying beta male who somehow has tried to get with every girl known to man to have sex with them in a field.
Hi, i'm Jamie. Have sex with me in a field?
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A boy who talks to animals and trees. He invades other people's feelings and washes dishes in extremely hot water without flinching. He dislikes wearing shoes. He's extremely sweet and has this way of making slobber sound like something enticing. He's right 95% of the time, regardless of how frustrating it is. He's extremely attractive and patient and is determined to marry a really random girl. You wish you had this.
Wait... was Jamie just talking to that cow?
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the act of fabricating an event or reason to manipulate others and get your way.
My sister told my mom and dad that I had a house party and got drunk the last time they went out of town. Next time they go out of town, I have to go with them. She pulled a Jamie on my parents.
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a person who likes to eat peaches while extracting germans from the grand canyon.
man that chick is soooooo jami.
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