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A Word for a man who lives doon the burn, living merely on a diet of kinder surprise's and jaffa cakes but never potatoes, he occasionaly ventures to reniston to visit his fither, george the problem solver and brother, the dog man of reniston. Rumour has it that he has a fish trap set up in the shire of galasheils, just across from asda, but this is just a rumour theres no known proof to mankind to back it up. Sometimes on a summers night when its a full moon, you can hear him playing his saxaphone sitting on a bale.
Mum - Don't be going down that burn
Son - why not?
Mum - Its a full moon, the jeffrey will be oot
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A Troll
Jeffrey D:I'm not a troll, you're a troll!
*Proceeds to throw because he is greedy for blue buff.
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didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
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an absolute legend that has no dog
Jeffrey LI I love you - Henry the dog
The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.
Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.
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Someone who does not workout their legs at the gym. Referred to as chicken legs.
Damn bro, you haven't worked out legs. Stop being a Jeffrey.
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Jeffre Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer who killed 17 teenagers and young adults, his MO (Latin: Modus Operandi, English: Mode of Operation) was to aproach a male that he liked, offer them money to pose naked for photos, take them back to his flat, drug them, have sex with them, kill them befor they regained conciouse, had sex with their bodies again, dismember their bodies in his bathtub, disolve some body parts in acid and throw the rest in the trash.
Dahmer would keep trophies of his victims, he would cut of their heads, boil off the flesh polish and paint them and keep them in his house. He would also take polaroids of his victims as he dismemberd them and he would keep parts of their anatomy and freeze, preserve or eat them (i.e. heart, liver, flesh, penis and testicles, et cetera . . . )
Dahmer was caught and imprisoned in 1991 and was found guilty of 15 murders, he was sentenced to something like 940 years.
In 1994 he was beaten to death in prison.
For more info on the famouse Jeffrey Dahmer, go to www.crimelibrary.com and type Jeffrey Dahmer into the "Search" on the website.
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