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Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
Wow have you seen her Instagram post?
Who?
Evie Jensen
From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.
When I first saw you, something changed. I
seen what true happiness looks like. I also saw
my future. And now, every time I look at you, I
see my world, my everything, my past present
and future. I see everything I want. You are my
everything. You are my world. You are
constantly in my mind. You know how to
brighten up my day just by saying hi. You are
the most amazing friend . Ur my ex but nothing would stop me from nott loving you. I could ever want.
You've truly made me happier than I thought I
could be. I am so in love with you. And the best
part is, I fall in love with you more and more
every day and with every word you say. You've
helped me do things I never thought I could
do. You've helped me be happy. You've helped
pick me up. You've helped cheer me up. You've
helped show me what love really is. You've
helped with so much more too. I could be here
for the next week saying everything you've
done and helped me. I love you so much. So
much more than I could ever explain. So much
more than you will ever know. Actually mean
so much to me. I wouldn't trade you for
anything.
Jensen mireles is an amazing person.i love uu smm
a mean younger sister to Olivia Stacy Rose Jensen. she is mean rude and never love you.
Olivia Stacey Rose Jensen: ilysm sis!<3
Caroline Grace Jensen: shut up idoit!!
The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.
He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1
Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"
Example 2
The one that is indescribable.
"The One".
Example 3
Girl: wowzers he's amazing..
Boy: Whatever..
Girl: You're just jealous.
Boy: Am not.
Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.