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A Peruvian with a incredibly small penis.
Wow did you see miguel, his dick was so small!
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a gay as nigga that loves to suck dick
My friend kept acting like miguel
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Miguel has a best friend named Leslie. Miguel loves her but Leslie dose not
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A very mean but good looking dick who plays every girl he’s with. However he does love his friends and family very much he is without a doubt the one with the smallest dick. Overall he’s an asshole but a genuine friend and family member
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Who is Miguel? stems from centuries ago, when a group of teenagers tried to gatekeep their friend Miguel's identity, but after his vanishing shortly after, he has been lost. The mystery of Miguel's identity has been now lost in time, and the mystery of who he is has been trying to be solved by detectives for nearly 400 years. If people find who Miguel is, some of the many mysteries of the old world might be found. Research has shown that Miguel might be linked to a boy named Alex.
Person 1: Who is Miguel?
Person 2: my boy, we have been asking the same question for nearly a lifetime...
A nonexistent slut made up by some cunt named Miguel. The only ways anyone could see through his bullshit is if; he remains vague about who she is or where she's from,only really describes her as "blonde" despite him not even knowing what ''she"looks like, is never usually seen with him, and he often gives no answer when further asked about how she looks like or refuses to show any pictures of "her".
Person 1: did you hear about Miguel's Bitch?
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.