Mondo cool

Term we use as kids back in the day to say, "Extremely Cool" or these days "Awesome Cool"

I know, I invented the phrase.

That last tweet was so mondo cool.

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psuedo-mondo

utterly awesome, the zenith of existance

Shaan: This buffalo burger is most psuedo-mondo.
AD: cosign.

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Retro-mondo

A term used to indicate flippant disregard for the rules of intelligent conversation, i.e., a non-sequitur employed to deflect criticism of one’s intellectual lacking, or lackeyism

I’m certain JG will now heap Italian Literature and Cabalistic Retro-Mondo on my head. I’m afraid.

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mondo

emo bitch. derived when david described brandon L.'s bitchass "vintage" backpack as mondo cuz it looked so cheap and shitty and we were all laughing at him so hard that he couldnt think up of a more fitting word. so we ended up associating mondo with emo bitch, or basically anything emo after people were labeling him as an emo bitch. good times in hawaii.

Eric: oh wtf brandon L has reached a new level of bitch hahaha
Brandon C: hahaha he looks like a fuckin leprachaun by the way hes gimping and walkin fast
Bryant: hahahah look at what hes wearing...its all tight on that fat fuck. and what the fuck is up with his hair who dies it black and put red highlights. and with the tight clothes and lip ring, he just looks like a dike with his hairstyle.
David: hahaha that backpack is like...like...so mondo...hahaha
Eric/Brandon C/Bryant: wtf is mondo..
Tourist Teenagers from hawaii: look at the emo bitch..
Eric: EMO BITCH AHAHAHAHA that nigga's so fuckin mondo
band people: hahahahahaha

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Mondo Bizzarro

This is when you and your buddy lay the wood to your respective girls...on the same bed

I wanted to see my boys girlfriend's tits, but he wouldn't let me do her. He instead offered a little mondo bizarro action last night.

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mondo *blank*age

Say you're exclaming the amount of....hotdogs or something at a BBQ.
The appropiate use of words would go something like this :

Whoa! Mondo doggage!

The Exclimation of a strong feeling or sight.

When used for happiness..:

Yes! I scored mondo wellage on that english test!

When used as a cry of alarm..:

"Holy Shit! Mondo fireage! Mondo deadage!"

And when used as a cat call..:

"woot woot baby! Mondo boobage!"

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Why is mondo gay

Mondo is not gay, in fact Mondo fucks bitches and if ever asked if he prefers ass or tits he will strongly answer, "I like pussy".

Why is mondo gay? Actually he's not so go sit on a pencil dick.

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