a tough mfker in cod mw2 that took a lot of shit and did all the work and fucking made price and soap do nothing cause he was carrying all along. mfking shepard shot this nigga in his shoudler
ghost- hey should we do our job
soap- are u crazy let roach do it
price- get your head straight
shepard-*Starts loading bullets into gun* lmao no Russian right
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Roach (RΕCH) 1. A middle aged, unkempt, scraggly individual on a perpetual walkabout; where nobody knows if heβs homeless or a prison escapee. Said person rarely sleeps and you will find him eating street food around 4 AM. You will generally see him befriend other roaches when all attempts of communication with nonroaches fails. Blood alcohol level is typically above .30. Amazing talents of never being arrested and living to see another day. When approached by a roach, one must run away as he is willing to tell a never ending story for the thousandth time. Usually of below-average height with red hair who claims number 55 as his high school football number. This person will live through a nuclear winter.
Whoa, look at that roach over there digging through the trash!
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when a girl is fucked for three pumps
oh my god, justin roached me tonight!!
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smoker. "hey man.. how long till that things done?"
joint roller. "just Roaching it now"
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One who is generally lazy, cheap, and an overall scumbag.
Robbie ditched his date, the night of the prom, because he is a roach and didn't want to pay for a tux.
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