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A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.
I was surprised that I didn't get piss all over your genitals when we were doing the Mitt Romney last night, Michele Bachmann!
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A Republican who does not like or approve of President Trump.
This refers to Senator Mitt Romney, the only Republican who voted Trump guilty on the first impeachment charge.
Person 1: You're Republican? You must like Trump.
Person 2: Nah, I'm a Romney Republican
A Republican who does not like or approve of President Trump.
This refers to Mitt Romney, the only Republican who voted Trump guilty on the first impeachment charge.
Person 1: You're Republican? You must like Trump.
Person 2: Nah, I'm a Romney Republican
(Referencing Utah senator Mitt Romney) when your so screwed by face of evidence, your just hit like a baseball to a mit
Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin is gonna be Hitt Romney once this black DA gets done with the Big Floyd trial and so will the other officers..
Former governor of Massachusetts. Moderate Republican.... has had to move himself over to the rightin an attempt to get the Republican nomination for President. Smart, good looking, and potentially a dangerous candidate, but Bush has probably doomed any chance the GOP could keep the white house..... unless the Democrats run OJ Simpson or Saddam's corpse..... which wouldn't really be that shocking since they ran John Kerry and Al Gore.
It's one article a day about Mitt Romney now. Is America ready for a Mormon President? Is America ready for a Mormon President? Pretty soon.... it'll be an article a second.
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Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.
His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.
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