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1. A holy object that can be used for multiple purposes. These uses are: Putting things together, prying things out of things, eating with, fixing one's braces with, perparing food, an earing, nose ring, naval ring, a fashionable peice of metal that comes in handy, and many other things.
"Do you have a saftey pin? I gotta hole in my shirt."
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term used in bondage play with one or more partners which lets the partners know that play needs to stop or slow down immediately. A safety word can be any word a person desires, all partners should know everyone's safety words before starting play.
Her safety word was 'ballet', I tightened my grip on her throat and watched for the movement of her lips to tell me she'd had enough.
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A character Created by TheOddKids.
Original Name: Safety Clone
Always Tries to make things safe but ends to be not safe.
Guy: I saw Safety Sam in the mall today.
Girl: Cool!
The pinky finger that supports your smartphone and generally prevents phone drops caused by the side hold used to tap icons at the top of the screen. It suffers from arthritis type systems due the lateral pressure put on the finger.
Always use the safety pinky when holding your phone.
Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.
worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet
Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way, shape or form.
Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...