OH SNAPE

A variation of "OH SNAP" typically used alongside spoilers either as an accompaniment or a response. Refers to the video of a man driving by a release party of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and screaming "Snape kills Dumbledore" at random passerby.

"So he was all, 'Snape kills Dumbledore, Spike dies, dyke spies, etc.' to me, and I was like, "OH SNAPE!'"

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snape died

a huge event that happens in the seventh harry potter book the deathly hallows were snape gets bitten by the nagini because of lord voldemort an evil bitch wich was gay.

fankid#1-snape died..
fankid#2-WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
fankid#3-i havent read the book yet you bitch!

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Severus Snape

The person involved in a 1337 flash movie dancing to an underrated Right Said Fred song. . .

I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. . .

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Severus Snape

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!

Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.

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Snape

A real fucking dick. An abusive motherfucker (ha! he wished ya harry) who bullied 11 to 17 year old kids.

"bUt SnApE iS a gOoD mAn!1!!" you say, but I ignore you and continue to hate Snape every day of my life with a burning passion.

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Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.

Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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snape killing

When you kill a loved one to prove to your dark overlord that you are their right hand man, but it is all a cover because you are an agent for the good guys.

I am snape killing my parents to show the boss I'm on his side, but I'm going to defeat him for the other side.