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It´s when you give a classmate a blow job during class.
OMG, that girl gave me the best BJ Mendes during computer class.
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Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.
She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!
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When the woman uses her teeth while performing oral sex to a man.
Watch your teeth, bitch! I don't want no toothy bj!
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A blow job given between the hours of 6:00 AM and 11:59 AM, generally immediately after waking up.
Bro, that bitch I went home with last night just gave me an AM BJ.
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- A guy who has a gay name
- Hav-en-ga (having a) BJ
Look at me! I'm Hav-en-ga BJ and my name is BJ . . .Ha ha ha!
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Simply the greatest marketing idea of all time. When a resident barfly skankopotamus wants to hear her favorite song played on the dance floor, the DJ tells her to get in the DJ booth and give his manjunk a mouthhug, and that will help move her song to the top of his playlist. Invented by a Shawano DJ back in '94.
Skank: Dammit, I want to hear my song.
DJ: Then get in here and give me a 'BJ for the DJ'.
Skank: No problem. UR awesome!
DJ: Yeah, I already know that
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