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Stupid man whore that is obsessed with getting laid even tho it is so hard for him to get a girl because of this tiny penis
14👍 23👎
harrison is a nonse because he hits up under age females
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Harrison is just a tall lanky spastic that likes horses and moose also is generally a real idiot
Me - Oh Harry we were going to finish our conversation
Harrison - oh I am a horse ney.... Ney
5👍 7👎
The most fucked up hell hole town on earth. Located in New York.
"where do you live?"
"Harrison."
"That sucks SO MUCH"
"yeah, I hate it here"
26👍 69👎
Harrison is a dude that tries too hard to be charming. He's the type that insults his girl and quickly tries to take it back, acting like he's scared. Also really popular with the ladies, which gets him in trouble with his girlfriend/wife.
Kris: Syn, I know the girls like you, but don't be like Harrison.
Syn: What do you mean, Mom?
Kris: Don't be a hoe like your father.
2👍 2👎
Harrison is the fat kid in the school, his bedroom is in his kitchen and so is his 10 inch box TV. Harrison has no dick so he likes to suck his dads 1mm dick, but to prove he's a man he glues tiny 1mm dildo to his fat ass vagina. the favourite things to do is wank off over little kids, watch incest porn or pick up hairs after a haircut and put it on his tiny ass dildo and call them pubes, Harrison is usually the extra and mistake in the family and that guy with 2 Minecraft accounts. Also when Harrison walks he creates earthquakes and when he swims he creates tsunamis, which you're probably wondering how he can swim.
OMG why's there an earthquake, oh wait its just Harrison walking into school.
3👍 4👎
That weird ass nerd that smells like your grandma and probably polishes his rock collection in his free time and spends too much time gaming
"Is that Harrison over therr??"
"Do not approach, hes a HARRISON."
4👍 4👎