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The opposite of the Easter Bunny who steals easter egg presents from their own kids without telling them.
"I'm afraid Aunty Mavis forgot to get you an easter egg this year little billy", said the easter mummy, "but anyway you've still got 3 more to eat and we dont want you getting sick - right?"
Glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little bumps like the latest designer handbag. They generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.
Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.
Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
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A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion
Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.
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After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.
Dude, I totally gave her a Stillwater Mummy. That's right! You can call me a modified poop stick.
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A drug mummy is someone who has consumed to many drugs that they no longer act human. They practically are dead, but still barely breathing.
Guy 1: Jesus! Bill is fucked up
Guy 2: Yeah man, he’s a drug mummy
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A phrase meaning one acts grown up, could mean boring, or like a goody-two shoes. It can be used if an occasion is dull or uninteresting. A phrase mainly for children or teenagers
"Stop being such a mummy-daddy"
" This party is so mummy-daddy"
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Its the English way to spell it you Americans.
My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.
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