Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.

Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.

fa-drizzle

Why Snoop Dog carrys around an umbrella.

Snoop carrys his umbrella fa-drizzle ma-nizzle.

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fo' drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

This umberella is "fo' drizzle".

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Knuckle Drizzle

What happens when and older Gentleman strokes the cock, and the load doesn't fly off any more.

Bob tried to shoot sally right in her eye, but all he got a was a bit of the knuckle drizzle.

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Light drizzle

Phrase made popular by cult Soccer AM presenter Sheephead, who does the topless weather, in association with Gravy (Oooh, Northern boys love gravy)

In Scotland there'll be some snow, up north we've got scattered showers, a fine day in the midlands, and down south light drizzle. That's your topless weather

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drizzle-dick

An unenthusiastic ejaculation, when the ejac comes out like a leaky faucet or a runny nose.

"The twentieth time I wacked my weenole it didn't squirt across the foyer.....I just had that drizzle-dick."

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Alaskan drizzle

Pouring rain.

Guy 1: Shit, it's pouring out. This sucks.
Guy 2: Grow some balls. This is only an Alaskan drizzle...wait til you see some real shit.

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