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A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
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a chick that is worthy of a good bang.
cody "check that chick out"
bart "yeah id do her"
cody "shes definitely shaft worthy"
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A term used to describe any guy that has fornicated with the same woman as you. It is like half brothers, but closer.
Mike: Hey bro, I just smashed with Shaquanda last night.
Garrett: Dude, I just beat those guts last week! We are shaft brothers. You are like my family now!
The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.
The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.
WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.
I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.
Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.
Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!
You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!
CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
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hugely entertaining game played in drinking establishments. competitors take it in turns to display a small area of their genitalia through their trouser flies. the watching crowd then have to make their choice as to whether it is penis or testicle that has been exposed.
Boredom began to creep in, so a game of sack or shaft was initiated and quickly cheered everybody up.
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When a guy masturbates to much to the point of not releasing any cum.
Jill:hey baby wanna have some fun?
Joey:I can't today, I have a hollow shaft!
is large smoke stack structure visible anywhere from Drexel University campus in Philadelphia, PA. Also refers to students being mistreated by the university i.e. getting the drexel shaft.
I got the drexel shaft with my transcripts.
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