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A Dick Head Disease
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
My step son was just brought home by the police for breaking into a strangers house, urinating all over the floor, punching the 80 year old neighbour and then giving the police and the neighbour abuse for telling him he’s not allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants. It was ok though as when I informed them he had adhd we all laughed and he was given a biscuit and a pat on the back.
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Attention Deficit Disorder/Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
A real medical diagnosis found in the DSM along with the criteria for diagnosis, and treatment.
There are many different symptoms, shown in many different ways, but everyone whom actually has the disorder suffer from a chemical imbalance within the brain.
Opinions as to ADD/ADHD's existence is silly at best. People smarter than us, whose jobs it is to decide these things, have. So, everyone whom states the "fakeness" of the disorder is quite confidently shouting their ignorance.
ADD/ADHD has been around a lot longer than most think-the 1980's was NOT the discovery. Years and years ago, it actually underwent a name change; and I'll warrant that few people who scream "ADD is fake" would have trouble screaming "Brain Damage is fake!" Yep. ADD/ADHD used to be the diagnosed medical condition, Minimal Brain Dysfunction/Damage. Pretty sure that exists too.
Now, the extremely excessive diagnosing of ADD/ADHD is irresponsible and reprehensible and certainly doesn't positively impress the ignorant public. (and before there are more screams, there is absolutely no negative connotation to the word 'ignorant'...it simply means "unaware of" or "lacking knowledge".
Yes, you forgot things sometimes and procrastinate. But for someone with ADD/ADHD, unlike you, there is no choice being made. It simply happens despite best efforts.
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When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD
Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered
Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
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ADHD-I is like being high but not knowing what it's like not to be high. Especially in the brain fog stages.
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(I'm typing ADHD-I here because I cannot submit it without it. duuu uuuuu ondurztannnndzzz?
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Getting distracted and doing other stuff before you bust a nut
Athos: yo duck i stopped mid nut last night to snap a girl back
Duck: bro you got some prenut adhd
Athos: facts
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The act of checking your iPhone with the intent to do one thing and being so distracted by notifications from other apps, texts or messages that you forget why you checked your phone in the first place. Can happen with any smartphone.
Sorry I didn't call you back, but by the time I updated my Facebook status and answered some texts my iPhone ADHD kicked in and I forgot what I was doing.
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attention deficit ( hyperactive ) disorder is were the brain chemistry of a individual dosen't produce enough of chemical B(sorry dont know real name) to maintain chemical A(ditto). It is most oftenly found in males and normally shows up during puberty. Altho AD(H)D most likely is present before puberty many idividuals mark that off as kids being energetic like the majority of there age groups. One of the most visible sign of AD(H)D is poor grades and short attention span... hence the name. I was diegnosed with ADD last year but apperently began dealing with it 5 years ago. ADD and ADHD are not the same thing!!!!!!! ADHD is when you compulsivly twich,tap fingers, pat feet, and/or look like the energizer bunny as well as lack the attention span as the norm population.Finally Ridilin(i cant spell Shiz) it not always the answer!!! there are 3 diffent chimical inbalances that cause AD(H)D and ridilin only deals with 2 of dem. Ridilin dosen't work 4 me soo they jacked me up on Concerta and bam result(not really bam results more like long period of time, slow results)
I GOT ADD YO
"Hey Bob i got ADHD,look a rabbit,its raining,Blue 42... Blue 42...,what, Green, That cloud reminds me of , Good bye!"
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