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AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 16, 2023


afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014


afk pred

Someone who hides and doesn’t earn there predator rank badge

Hey look it’s perkman again he didn’t even earn that pred badge that’s like using steroids, afk pred bitch

by Daisy ring May 28, 2023


The "AFK" Moron

the "AFK" Moron is a fucking idiotic problematic ass mother fucker that like men and always uses afk in the most random moments . their name is usually thanasis

"afk"
"where did he go? hes the pilot!"
"ignore him he is "The "AFK" moron, and we were going to die anyways cuz he sucks at his job"

by Monkie Kid July 5, 2022


Afk in vanish

a minecraft afk staff member in vanish

how to go afk in vanish tells no one that they are going afk
*goes in goto vanish*
and afks

by Moose1301 December 2, 2018


Afk shift

(Excluding lunch, washroom breaks or sleep) the amount of time you spend as an afk chatter

If you say something like gtg and brb to your mates in a chat room, and you go off to help your parents, this may be the beginning of your longish afk shift.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2022


afk hunter

Scumbags in PUBG that wait until all of the afk players drop to get a mass amount of kills to feel good about themselves.

Afk hunters be like —Bro 1-“Hey bro we already dropped!”Bro 2- “Nah, I’m afk hunting like a little faggot.” Bro 1-“ Bro that’s Uber gay, after this game we cant play together.”

by Fuk lil bitchs October 4, 2019