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Getting killed in a First Person Shooter, by a cross map grenade, or throwing knife, etc. More often than not thrown on a whim. Lots of luck involved.
-What The Fuck? where did that grenade come from?
-Ha, dude, you just got Jon Allen'd.
Has not style but he's got steeze.
"damn did you see Allen Penniman? He's got swag"
"He's got the freshest clothes"
Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."
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the female british singer equivalent of eminem. her music mostly consists of diss songs and everytime she opens her mouth, it is to offend other so she can get publicity, like eminem. and just like eminem, in a couple of years, she will be irrelevant as well.
in a couple of years lilly allen will revert back to leeching off of her family's wealth but will continue to live like she is working-class because of "street cred"
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rick allen the lengendary one armed drummer from the eighties glam rock band def leppard. allen lost his arm in a accident when he was driving his chevrolet corvette. allen continued to play for def leppard with an specially adapted drum kit to suit his one armed style
blood hound gang lyric: the drummer from def leppards only got one arm!!!!
rick allen only has one arm because chuck norris needed a back scratcher.
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Creator and host of Candid Camera. Unwittingly started reality television, although his program stands far above others in that genre.
Allen Funt hosted the show for forty years
Mr Allen is a really sexy science teacher he has the thiccest thighs in the universe and he makes the greatest muffins with his secret sauce and toenail clippings EVERYBODY wants a piece of allen
Boy 1: I had Mr Allen for science today I had a boner ALL lesson
Boy 2: WOW I'm so jealous
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