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dont play it, it will give you a hemmerhoid
that shit game ark survival evolved dont play it
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Joe: hey want to play ark survival of the fittest
Jim: what
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When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail
Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark
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game with much glitch, much wow
person 1: ark: survival evolved is good
person 2: no it's very glitchy
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The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵
A new person in AJK: First day at school!
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
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An evil school of which lowers childrens self esteem in ways of which are done by overload of homework, turning lunch into a lesson, and a creepy bald man walking around looking at people.
Never go to ark greenwich free school
When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle