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a store which i will never understand. I mean, most of the guy's clothing there is for gay men, and yet, a lot of straight men get shirts there. And the thing that ticks me off the most is that their 'models' wear no clothing. Good advertising.
Metro: Dude, lets go to A&F
Straight: Yo, that place is for fags.
Metro: Dude, you're just saying that cuz you aint got no money. hahaha
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The Hot Topic for jocks, whores, and fat chicks who just want to fit in.
The store sells pants they pull off of dying people in Africa, sew a Abercrombie tag on and then sell for the price of a baby elephant.
Shirts can also be found that sport unwitty slogans like "I'm straight but I can take it up the butt, like my mother." These shirts are usually made to look vintage through a process involving illegal immigrants urinating on them for hours.
The underwear sold there come with premade cigarette burn holes to the crotch so when your father is done raping you in one of his booze-fueled rampages, he won't have to bother burning through clothes to scrotch your suculent flesh.
After the wrestling team "took showers" they all bought vintage leather thongs at Abercrombie, with the money their mother gets from sucking peepee.
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an overpriced clothing company, usually targeting teens and young adults. most people can not afford the clothes. abercrombie clothes are made for buff guys and skinny girls. girls usually wear more abercrombie items then guys. uses same material most of the time as hollister, american eagle, and aeropostale but is still more expensive somehow. rich people often have most of there clothes from abercrombie. some people who wear abercrombie are spoiled, stuck up, gay, or very rich. the most common people are the spoiled ones who think they are cooler or better than everybody else just because they are wearing overpriced clothing.
guy: dude what brand shirt is that?
guy 2: i think its just a regular tee-shirt with a no-name brand
guy: well my shirts cooler its abercrombie.
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a brand in which a moose is their logo. Also, most clothing has the word "Abercrombie and Fitch" written on it. Also, clothing is rather costly.
Their jeans often make women feel obese.
That girl crying about how she's not a size zero in jeans anymore, must have been in Abercrombie.
Also:
"Oh, look! A blue moose on her jacket! I must be from Abercrombie!" he said.
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A clothing brand store that apparently has a rich history in sports I don't care about, because they don't sell sports equipment anymore. They have ripped, torn clothing to make it look vintage and hip, and like you don't care about your appearance. Some people claim to like it because of the build quality, but no one buys clothes because of build quality. Worn mostly by suburban kids, jocks, and guidos who spend too much time trying to look like everyone else, and don't have a personal sense in fashion. Basically, when you put on a shirt saying "Abercrombie" your puting a "TOOL" badge right on your chest. Congrads, your indifferent to half the kids in your school style wise.
"Hey mom! Can you buy me this shirt? Its only 40$ at Abercrombie!"
"But there are rips in it...?"
"No ma, its okay! Everyone else has rips in their shirts too!"
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a total anomaly of a store. They sell clothing that looks and feels used for more than the same thing brand new. There advertising is all people not wearing any close at all. There sucsses as a company seems to be only existing upon the fact that some kids are to dumb to even notice that they are paying extra for close that look like they were pulled off a homeless person.
That person looks like he just rolled down a hill.
No he is just wearing this years abercrombie clothes
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A store that people hate because they are
A) Too poor to shop there
B) Too fat and out of shape to wear clothes from there
C) Hideously ugly
D) Social Rejects
I don't like abercrombie because I am too fat and poor to wear their clothes!
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