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Adam

A certified head-ass, dumb-ass, as well as bitch-ass. Well worth your time if you don't mind catching ligma, he is contagious. He(or she,they) should have an Adam's Apple, if they do not, they are wild Adam's. The common Adam has frat style apparel. They can be easily identified by the hat. If they do not have a hat or dress like a frat boy, they are also wild and caution should be used. An Adam should surprise you, and they might scare you. You will find them at high schools, colleges, coffee shops, sport apparel stores, urban areas, and the such. In their free time, they play a lot of video games with occasionally twitch streaming and like to drive safely in a compact sedan. Let the Adam come to you and he will be more passive.

An Adam: "I heard so-and-so went to the hospital."
You, slightly panicked: "Wait what, are they okay?!"
An Adam: "Yeah just some chronic Ligma."
You, the naive one: "What's Ligma?"

Must I finish?

by wezbet March 4, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A fucking dumbass bitch who likes fucking people in the ass. He is super gay and trans he likes to fuck old ladies and men after pushing them down the stairs because they said he is ugly and has no fucking life. His two best friends Jack and Erika are amazing and so nice to him but really he is a shitty person who the only girl who would ever like him is his mum who really, he is adopted.

"OMG I FUCKING HATE ADAM"

by Marblemaestro June 29, 2022

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A vegan

β€œWhy isn’t that guy eating meat”
β€œHis name is Adam”

by Littlelepricon March 24, 2019

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A totally awesome, amazing guy.
He is truly fantastic and manages to radiate his awesomeness, even when he is thousands of miles away.
He also makes one kick ass husband and is often referred to as Moore the manwhore ;)

Girl : "Woah, he is totally hot."
Other Girl : "Yeah a total Adam. I would."

by The Guitar ;) July 1, 2010

37πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Adam

CUNT

Adam looks like a massive cunt

by A real gggggg October 12, 2020

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A cool,funny,sweet person...given the nickname"foofer" ;D

I dont have an example for the definition of adam...sorryD:

by ILikeDeadBabies;D November 25, 2011

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A complete asshole. He will go behind his best friends backs and will never apologize or feel regret because of it. He will take your girl and then leave her with a broken heart. He can’t keep a friend or a girlfriend and is not to be trusted.

See that guy, that’s Adam. Don’t ever get too close to him

by Nevercaughtlackin May 9, 2020

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž