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A disease that is diagnosed when one can't stay in a casual dating situation with someone for more then a few weeks at a time. Symptons include extreme boredom, and constantly chasing prospective dates (who you later find to be boring and drop them).
I have so much Relationship ADD, i dumped by boyfriend after a month.
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Blaming ADD/ADHD for an action you have commited, just so people sympathize with you.
Similar to the race card
Professor: "Jason, why did you fail yesterday's chemistry test?"
Jason: "It must be my ADD"
John: "Jason just used his ADD card".
Awolnation: "Blame it on my ADD"
The insistence that the volume need be changed constantly for no apparent reason other than to change the volume.
Joseph: Dude, my mom wouldn't stop changing the volume in the car.
Robert: She must be volume ADD.
The condition of a gamer who swithes the game he is playing in very quick intervals, which may be caused by a variety of reasons. This may be caused by rage quitting, heavy lag, a short attention span, strong boredom, or a combination of two or more of these reasons.
Logan: "Hey, want to join my party and play something?
Jeff: "Sure, I'll come on now."
-10 minutes later-
Logan: "Hey...where did you go?"
Jeff: "Sorry, playing another game, I left because of my gaming ADD."
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A digital booty-call. Someone you add to your friendlist just because you want to make sweet passionate love to him/her.
#1
boy: Errm, do I know you?
girl: Nope, but you're pretty, so I added you.
boy: And how does adding me over pretty benefit you?
girl: Oh this is no reguler add, this is a booty-add.
boy: Sweet!
#2
girl: Who is nastyboy43?
girlfriend: Oh that's my latest booty-add, think he's hot?
girl: Hella! I'm booty-adding him too.
girlfriend: Have him, can I borrow that sparkly top?
#3
boy: I didn't know you knew Lucille.
friend: Who? *takes a look at friendlist* Oh her, total booty-add.
boy: Dude, that's my girlfriend.
friend: High five!
boy: High five!
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adding someone on facebook that you dont know
duuude this chick is soo hot,, you should creeper add her
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The problem that occurs when one rapidly switches their current video game because they can't decide what to play.
Dude, last night I played 7 different games. I had a real bad case of Game ADD
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