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Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024


Afternooning

(Noun) social event among friends between lunch and dinner where they spend time together –normally involving alcohol consumption– in a relaxed mood.

My Spanish friends spent the whole afternoon afternooning at Sophia’s terrace

by Rufus Willis April 20, 2024


Poop-Afternoon

An afternoon in which the bois gather together in a mass shit fest

Are you coming to Poop-Afternoon?
It’s a shame Sam couldn’t make it to Poop-Afternoon.

by Yeeeteyfnxheis June 3, 2019


afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019


Afternoon

Period of the day starting immediately after noon and ending approximately at 6:00 p.m. The period following afternoon is called " evening ".

A: " Do you have plans for this afternoon? "

B: " Yes, I'm going to the pub at 5:00 p.m. with my friends just after class. Want to come?"

A : " Sorry I can't, I'm going to the restaurant with my girlfriend this evening at 7.p.m. "

B (looking his watch, reads 12:01 p.m.) : " That's fine! Good afternoon! "

by abanzai May 28, 2019


Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 26, 2016


Afternoon break

The act of wacking off at work

Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020