am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

You Am I

A shit, talentless band from Australia. Fans include people such as Luke O'Farrell & Craig Nicholls.

Man, You Am I are so shit. Powderfinger piss on them.

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Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics

Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?

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Am I wrong tho?

it is a synonym for Where the lie tho? and is a response when you expose someone or tell the truth in a humorous way and there is a shocked or surprised reaction

1: "Emily was highkey a bitch at that party tbh"
2: "BrUHHHH"
3:"Am I wrong tho?"

Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

Why am i here

When you don’t know where you are

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

why am i single?

No one loves you!!!!!!!

MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!

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