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She is kindof addicted to memes to much and pretends she is a flailing deflated dinosaur all the time. Her mind is in another world, and has a lot of problems with the last three brain cells she has left. I wish I could say I have never met an Amelie before. Please help. Amelie uses her knowledge on Greys Anatomy to pretend she is smart, but she is really just spouting shit from her tiny ass mouth. Her eyes are so fat that she looks like a goldfish that Just cam back from a traumatic war. Whikle she wouldn't admit it, Amelie has killed multiple people over disagreeing with her Opinions on Greys Anatomy. She spends most of her weekends dancing, crying and drinking Vodka. WARNING: IF YOU STEAL HER JUUL, SHE WILL KILL U. befreind her at your own risk
Person 1: omg you are acting like such an Amelie rn!
Person 2: I know right, *plays chasing cars by Snow Patrol.
person 1: you know Amelie?
person 2: the one that is a hoe?
person 1: yes. that is her.
a very funny gal. HUGE harry potter fan and quite intelligent. great at sports, swimming and netball mainly, never ever fails to put a smile on your face, and has the most dry humour ever, always make sure you protect amelie and never let her go, she’s a keeper and very precious. if she ever needs a present, get her some crystals or a book, she’ll love it, amelie has the purest soul ever, don’t hurt her and don’t let her get hurt.
goodness gracious it’s amelie!!
Amelie is insanely smart, but somehow just as socially awkward. Emphasis on the intelligence, though.
Teacher, calling attendance: "Amelie?"
Amelie: "Uh, heresyesdf-"
At first glance, you might find Amelie to be intimidating, as she is smelly and makes weird noises. However, when you approach this "wild beast", you realise the truth. She is so so beautiful, with brown hazel eyes, and the widest pearly white smile. Her energy lights up any room and makes you feel like you're at the top of the world. And if you're feeling down, her unique personality and cracking jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and a stitch in your side. She is the most reliable person to have by your side; both understanding and caring. Her bubbly personality is matched by her drive and determination to succeed, making all around her stare in admiration and pride. Overall, you should be happy to find an Amelie in your life, and should hold on to her tightly. xoxo
Oh wowieee, is that sinky Amelie walking over there with all that ass!!!
A fake friend who you believe is nice but after some time you just realise she doesn't like you at all and is always talking about you behind your back.
Person: My best friend turned out to be an as*hole
Other person: wait... Is she an Amelie?
Amelie is the best friend you can imagine. She is always there for you and always makes you laugh. She can build you up again when you are sad and laughs with you when you are happy. Thank you dear Amelie that you are on this earth <3
Amelie=best friend