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Nature's training simulator for the zombie apocalypse.
Old people are non-lethal, but slow and will attack in large numbers. Just like zombies.
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Term used by young Alex in Stanley Kubric's 1970's film "A Clockwork Orange" for engaging in the act of sexual intercourse or rape.
- We were getting ready to perform a little The Old In-out on some young girl when she grabbed a knife and cut off my scrotum.
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A Handjob
My girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion.
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An internet joke that has been run into the ground so many times that it loses it's comic value.
There are WAY too many old memes on Encyclopedia dramatica :P
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the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water
i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!
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n. Australian colloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that his or her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.
Sometimes the identity of old mate may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.
Person one: "I had sex with old mate. Again."
Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."
or
Person one: "Old mate dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."
Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."
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A playful (and factual) way of suggesting someone/something is old and not getting any younger.
"Not Young? She's terminally old!"