AOL

AOL, or America Online. A very friendly virus that destorys your computer without you even realizing it. Masked as an ISP with chatrooms, e-mail, Instant Messenger, etc. Will completely destroy your computer within a matter of years if left to do it's business. Will also corrupt and drain your mind of all rational thoughts. Classified as Dangerous.

First week: man, AOL is so awesome.
Second Month: man, AOL is so awesome
second year: uhhhh. U AOL, me... me. Rawrrrrr!!

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aol

AOL, so easy to hack, NO WONDER its #1!

All the stupid n00b's on AOL have fake HOST names.

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AOL

ashcroft online.

where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.

Have a nice day - free of privacy.

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aol

i know there are bear entrys about aol but i need 2 contribute to the downfall of the idoits which spawned this abonination and the people who use it-retards/teacher (why do i have a / inbetween?)
SMALLSCREEN
SLOW
DISCONNECTS
SLOW
THINKS IT KNOWS BEST
DISCONNECTS

aol user
"lets use the email"
"i think i will reply to this email a few times to make sure it is sent, the cogs might be brocken in the computer machine"
"hurray, the aol has barred %99 of all websites, now only a swedish garding website picture is left"
"i think i want to come off the computer now, oh, the aol read my mind, technology eh, i think ill destroy the computer just to make sure though, dont want my melvin catching a computer virus"
"i wander if anyone else has a computer machine?"
"i think ill have some gay sex now"
"i think ill go to a protest about some country"

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aol

Sues spam companies while sending out bulk CDs the next day.
Pedo heaven.

AOL:
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: OMGHI2U wanna chat!?
Stud6969: 65/M/FL
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: 11/M/FL
Stud6969: cool wuts up?

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aol

An ISP that, based on it's notoriously bad reputation, has become synonymous with clueless or ignorant internet users.

"You still use AOL? Dude, my grandma uses AOL."
"I didn't know AOL still existed."

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AOL

America Online, one of the most well-known Internet Service Providers (ISPs) with email, chat, and entertainment services, that became unpopular due to bad customer service and policies.

What is your ISP? Mine is AOL.

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