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I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

by Kayu Berkarat August 7, 2020

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N word apology

An N-word apology is when a nonblack influencer says the N slur and makes a shitty video apologizing and somehow making themselves the victim or trying to justify it.

Shitty ass TikTok influencer: And im so sorry that i said the N slur but I AM the victim... my mom's friend sisters cousin uncle dad grandparents friends are black so I am black and you guys are harassing me, that's the end of my N word apology, bye guys

Viewer: MAN SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

by Gachafro April 30, 2022

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


newjeans apologize to lisa

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

by rvnn1e August 11, 2023

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Canadian Apology Vortex

(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.

Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"

Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."

by SwampBullySparkles March 10, 2014

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Travis Scott Apology

an apology so shit that it makes logan paul's apology look better

Travis Scott Apology:
I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. We are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. You know, my fans. My fans mean the world to me and I always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time I could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and help them get the help they need. I could just never imagine the severity of the situation. We are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of Houston, fire department, you know, everyone to, you know, help us figure this out. If you have any information please contact the local authorities. Everyone please continue to keep the prayers. I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I'm gonna do anything I can to keep you guys updated. Just keep you guys informed on what's going on. Love you all.

by Umar9man May 6, 2022

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


San Francisco Apology

The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.

I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.

by J Hammer esq. October 6, 2019


Apology Video with tears

When someone on TikTok makes either a cringey, totally out of pocket video. Or when a video displays true information that people just don’t like to bring up. Usually meant in a joking manner.

TikTok user: *makes an joke about the death of a character*

Commenter: β€œOH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. APOLOGY VIDEO WITH TEARS RN πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β€

by King_Rat_K October 12, 2022