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when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.
They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.
Dudes with the nickname Applesauce are best friend material. They stick with you through thick and thin, but they get a little lost sometimes (lol). They're awkward chump ass hoes with nothing to lose, so hanging out with them is always a blast. They aren't perfect, but no one is let's be real. To have an Applesauce in your life is to have a lifelong friend.
Whoooooa, when you walked by, you smelled like applesauce..? It's settled. You're Applesauce.
A food that everyone is embarrassed to eat.
Applesauce is weird.
The act of having anal sex with a person (usually of american heritage) while covered in applesauce.
Guy 1: * sees a hot girl walk by*
Guy 1: oof id like to applesauce her
Guy 2: damn you into some weird shit.
a cum stick where you grab it by its cock then suck on it and be like UUUUUUUUUUUUUpoooo
I eat applesauce on my cock
An apple puree with organic apples and ascorbic acid.
Sofia loved to make her famous Applesauce filled cupcakes.