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What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.
<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)
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A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.
Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.
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A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.
A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
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Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor
guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"
A quote by famous Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso during the 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix
Ok he pushed me off the track I think you have to leave a space, All the time you have to leave a space!
An internet meme based on minecraft creepers. Creepers explode when they get near the player destroying you house, creatures, etc. The meme goes "thats a very nice (wolf, everything, house, etc.) you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it."
thats a very nice everything you have there. it would be a shame if something happened to it. (boom)
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A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.
Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!
Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
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