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Art is a bunch of scribbles some person sees a picture in.
Look at those blobs. They reminde me of rain, it must be art.
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In any media, the process by which one expresses an intangible message in a tangible form.
The Mona Lisa isn't a woman, it is an expression of an emotion. That is what makes it art and not history.
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1.) Something that poses talent.
2.) Any random splash of color.
3.) Any random picture of anything.
1.) Shakespear's plays are a work of art.
2.) Van Gogh painted art.
3.) That picture of a stalk of broccoli is art.
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Is there anything that isn't?
Iam "Ah.... Art.... That was it.... That's was exactly it.... The moment we foresaw..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
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