A one month long holiday where you can slap anyone's ass
It has officially been turned to a month celebration the entire month of April
John:c'mere
*Slap*
You got National slap ass day
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Grab it and slap it
National slap ass day
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April 20th is National Eat Ass Day!
Hey did you know tomorrow is National Eat Ass Day?
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On April 12th prepare to have your ass grabbed.
Girlfriend: WTF, John grabbed my ass today!!!
Boyfriend: Nah itβs okay, today is April 12th, National Grab Ass Day.
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National grab ass day itβs August 30th boys will grab girls asses. Boys mostly do this as a fun thing to there female friends and girlfriends! Girls can do it to
Someone:Damn look he just grabbed her ass
Random person:yea ofc itβs NATIONAL grab ass day
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On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.
Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*
THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.
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On June 5th you have to grab a THICC persons ass.
Boy or girl, taken or not taken, if you are thicc then be prepared to be TOUCHED!
Yo! I grabbed that Ass like there was no tomorrow on National Grab THE ASS Day
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