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A ruthless invader of all territory moist and warm on a woman's body, sans latex, sheepskin, saran wrap or any of that other jive designing to interrupt the union of ones porksword from the succulent flesh of a woman's vagina or culito.
Mike-"Hey Chet, where you been the last week man?"
Chet-"Don't trip chocolate chip, I was up in the LBC straight runnin through the sheets"
Mike-"Word?"
Chet-"You know how I get down Charlie Brown, rawdog assassin all day on them sexy mamasitas"
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When a person takes a joke to far.
One who beats a joke to death.
Kyle you killed the joke, your such a joke assassin
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Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.
Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done
Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.
Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!
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The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.
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In a movie theater, masturbate quietly in your seat. Before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your penis and ejaculate onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. Then leave silently out of the theater.
The bitch in the front wouldn't stop talking on her phone during White Chicks, so I pulled out my silent assassin on her ass.
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A snowman assassin is a person who destroys snowmen. He will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. They travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. They attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee's , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.
Group of children : Oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !
Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )
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When mean or naughty netizens spitefully or wickedly decide to share someone's live location online, such as their whereabout or those of their loved ones, which increases the odds of those who dislike these oft-über-rich or obnoxious fellows to threaten, kidnap, or harm them out of envy, jealousy, or hatred.
A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.
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