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family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011

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Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

45πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Douche McFucktard AssWipe McGee

That guy from Canada that is obsessed with NASCAR.

"Coles is a Douche McFucktard AssWipe Mcgee , all he talks about is nascar."

by BadMcDubz October 31, 2011


asswipe

1. Toilet paper
2. Another way of calling someone a bitch

1. "Pass me some asswipe"
2. "Your an asswipe"

by Noob Sherking Master June 20, 2016


Asswipe

A complete fucking idiot (my brother). Who is at the same time being an asshole.

Hey, that guy is and asswipe.

by thenoss July 21, 2020


Asswipe

When someones being rude or acting slow call them a asswipe because it’s better then calling someone a asshole

Shut up you asswipe !

by Itz.neshh October 23, 2019