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A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.
Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
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The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.
"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
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When Allah goes sicko mode
Habibi: Bismallah, Allah, I pray for your blessing
Allah: It's lit
Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah
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It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.
The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.
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A cheating team who used trash cans and joe Kelly is they’re daddy
I stan joe Kelly for what he did against the Houston Astros
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an extra credit reward given in pre ap biology class.
Abby has more astro bucks than Manny.
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Astro crack meaning you are crazy about this certain van Chevy makes called the astro.....you do everything in it, Its your life its your wife it may even be your house.
im addicted to astro crack!
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