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A perfectly normal person who just happens to not believe in nonsense about a powerful guy who always wants you to pray to him. Also these types of people do not believe in heaven or hell, so if you tell them that they are going to hell because they do not believe in god; it will not affect them emotionally. They are not people who praise satin.
god believer 1: WHAT? You don't believe in God?!
atheist: no...
god believer 1: Then you're going to go to Hell!
atheist: okay...?
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An individual who has decided they do not believe in a god or gods - most consider the idea of a god or gods as being an extremely remote possibility, to the point of being unrealistic, ergo atheist. As opposed to a theist who does believe in a god or gods, e.g. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, etc. Not to be confused with agnostics, who have not decided if they believe in the idea of a god or gods e.g. Thomas Huxley. Also not to be confused with anti-theists who are atheists that take an active stance against theism e.g. Richard Dawkins.
I don't believe in God therefore I'm an atheist.
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When they die, they become the ground... then in that ground grows a tree, which is then cut down by a big sweaty man named bubba, and then they are printed into bibles.
They also believe that if you're Christian (or a member of any other religion), you are always depressed and think that you keep a list of things you can't do on your fridge, they hate Church, don't know that you can sleep in on a Sunday, and are all homophobics. TheAmazingAtheist is their Jesus.
Person One: *Sneezes*
Atheist: When you die nothing happens!
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An ignorant person, unwilling to believe the truth even if it's infront of him
Atheist: I've read all the scriptures, and no God doesn't exist.. Atleast that's what I wanna believe.
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I'm making this just in spite of all the other definitions :D
Someone who doesn't believe in god.
Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"
John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"
Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"
John- "What caused that to happen?"
Stevie- "Definitely not god."
John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"
(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?
Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!
Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
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One who does not believe in religion or a diving being.
Person1: OMG THAT HOWELL IS SUCH AN ATHEIST PERSON!!!!
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Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.
Atheist are usually real downers.
"I'm Atheist," said L Ron Hubbard.
"Okay," answered Matt.
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